Hmm...now this is different

I have to admit I had a little trouble recognizing Paris in this picture at first--not so much because she's pretty much wearing the Hollywood starlet equivalent of a burkha--but more because there isn't a visible penis to be found anywhere near her person.

Unless, the photographer's naked and masturbating while he forces "Demure Paris" to help him act out a secret fantasy of his in exchange for helping her eek out a few more minutes of fame.

Yeah, see, now that's much more logical.